Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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