SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

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SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

IP	squeejcraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

Rules

Be respectful. Be chill
No discrimination
No arguing or fighting
Hacking is not allowed
X-Ray is not allowed
Griefing is not allowed
Stealing is not allowed
Avoid swearing if possible
No excessive overbreeding
No advertising

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
Are there any specific building rules?	While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
How can I protect my land from being stolen?	Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
Can I request teleports to other players?	Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Star Shards Collected:	147	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MealMastersMC

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Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Holy Grails Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

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lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Farms Harvested:	778
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5883	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4498
Enchantments Applied:	267	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3389	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineCraftFitTips

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Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Towns Built:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

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Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.