SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

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SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

IP	squeejcraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

Rules

Be respectful. Be chill
No discrimination
No arguing or fighting
Hacking is not allowed
X-Ray is not allowed
Griefing is not allowed
Stealing is not allowed
Avoid swearing if possible
No excessive overbreeding
No advertising

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
Are there any specific building rules?	While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
How can I protect my land from being stolen?	Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
Can I request teleports to other players?	Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1379

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4745	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3493	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	279

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	271
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Farms Harvested:	609

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

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Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2018
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Alien Abductions:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

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LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4177	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.