SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

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SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

IP	squeejcraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

Rules

Be respectful. Be chill
No discrimination
No arguing or fighting
Hacking is not allowed
X-Ray is not allowed
Griefing is not allowed
Stealing is not allowed
Avoid swearing if possible
No excessive overbreeding
No advertising

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
Are there any specific building rules?	While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
How can I protect my land from being stolen?	Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
Can I request teleports to other players?	Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ores Mined:	8844
Crops Grown:	9555	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Love Letters Sent:	17
Void Armor Forged:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Towns Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

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CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Buildings Constructed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Animals Bred:	41	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	151
Falling into the Void:	2	New Chunks Explored:	304328
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Love Letters Sent:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.