SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

IP squeejcraft.com
Discord https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

Rules

  • Be respectful. Be chill
  • No discrimination
  • No arguing or fighting
  • Hacking is not allowed
  • X-Ray is not allowed
  • Griefing is not allowed
  • Stealing is not allowed
  • Avoid swearing if possible
  • No excessive overbreeding
  • No advertising

FAQ

Question Answer
Can I use mods on the server? No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
Are there any specific building rules? While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
Is griefing allowed? No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
How can I protect my land from being stolen? Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
Can I request teleports to other players? Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 New Chunks Explored: 432954
Alien Abductions: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Divine Spears Created: 13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Dimension Hops: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 56892 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Falling into the Void: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Towns Built: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Animals Bred: 131 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Mines Excavated: 3852
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 7491
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 New Chunks Explored: 760865
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Zombie Dances: 3 Crops Grown: 4332
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 77
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    New Chunks Explored: 857647 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Mines Excavated: 2117
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY