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HomelessSteveMC SMP

adaptation, Adversity, basic needs, community support, coping strategies, Crisis, displacement, emergency, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, housing insecurity, mental health, POVERTY, resilience, Resources, Shelter, smp, social services, societal issues, Survival, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4030	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crops Grown:	3255	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	137
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Void Gems Collected:	33

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mines Excavated:	3065
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Star Shards Collected:	140
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1020
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchantments Applied:	177
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	478	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Potions Brewed:	95
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

CreeperCameTooSoon

After sex, after sex talk, awkward exchanges, awkward moments, communication errors, communication mishaps, CreeperCameTooSoon, cringeworthy remarks, embarrassing phrases, inappropriate comments, inappropriate remarks, intimacy blunders, post-coital conversation, post-sex talk, relationship blunders, relationship missteps, relationship mistakes, sexual etiquette, sexual faux pas, social faux pas, worst things to say

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mines Excavated:	1429	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to challenge players to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianBlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic stance, eastern europe, Erdogan, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, nonnegotiable, Peacekeeping, political statements, regional stability, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, turkey, Ukraine, UkrainianBlockParty

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

lol ok so like this server is like the bomb diggity yo. we got like, ukraine and turkey up in here, but like in minecraft form. erdogan is all like “yo ukraine’s land is like, not up for grabs bro” and we’re all like “yeah bro, we got ukraine’s back in this server, come join us and protect the land with us.”

we got crazy battles and epic quests, like one time erdogan and ukraine had to team up to defeat a giant creeper that was terrorizing the land. it was epic bro, you gotta join and see it for yourself. plus, we got the best loot and the coolest builds, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

so come on and join us, protect ukraine’s land and have a blast with erdogan and the gang. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PutinCraft: NoPeaceDeal

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, intel, intelligence reports, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, NoPeaceDeal, peace deal, peace negotiations, political analysis, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sources, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while building ur own peace deals! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal, but who cares when u can build ur own empire in minecraft land! join now for a chance to outsmart putin and become the ultimate peace negotiator in the blocky world!

ProteinCraft: MouseSpeak Upgrade

amino acid change, biology, Communication, DENISOVANS, Evolution, genetic mutation, genetics, human evolution, human language, human-specific variant, language development, Mice, MouseSpeak, Neanderthals, NOVA1, protein, ProteinCraft, research, scientific discovery, Speech, Upgrade, vocal sounds, vocalization

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Towns Built:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Items Found:	6422	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got amino acids changin’ proteins and makin’ mice talk like humans! We got NOVA1 protein switcheroos makin’ Neanderthals and Denisovans jealous of our human-specific vocal sounds! It’s like a science experiment gone wild up in here! So come on and join us for some wacky fun and mutant mice shenanigans!

Helpful NEETs Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, aging parents, appreciation, caregiving, cleaning, Cooking, Family Support, financial independence, financial means, generational wealth, gig economy, graduated college, Helpful, helpful NEET, Inheritance, job market, Job Search, Job Struggles, lowly job, NEET, neets, Realm, social needs, sustainable living

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Votes:	9130
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	431	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate NEET experience! Graduated college? Who cares! Struggle to find a job? Not a problem here! Cook and clean for aging parents? We’ll make you a virtual chef and maid! No need for financial means when you have generational wealth in Minecraft! Live off the virtual inheritance while socializing with other NEETs in our server! It’s sustainable, it’s hilarious, it’s the NEET life you never knew you needed! Join now and question your reality in the most outrageous way possible!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

age gap, children, Decision making, Differences, Distance, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, half siblings, importance of family, Invitation, kid free wedding, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parents, relationship, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	81
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids at weddings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect kid-free zone! Just like this bride who doesn’t want any children at her wedding, we don’t want any kids running around ruining our virtual fun.

Join our server and leave your younger siblings behind, just like this bride left her 9 half siblings out of her wedding guest list. We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, so come escape to our server where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any annoying kids bothering you.

And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting kids join, just remember this bride’s dad who threatened not to come to her wedding if all his children weren’t invited. But hey, who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come join us and leave the kids behind, just like this bride left her younger siblings out of her wedding. Build your own virtual family on our server and let the fun begin!

AnnexationAlert Minecraft Server

AnnexationAlert, border issues, Canadian politics, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Furey, government response, international relations, Minecraft, national unity, political pressure, potential conflict, Premiers, provincial leaders, security concerns, seriousness, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, threats of annexation, unity among provinces

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and have fun and stuff? well, dis server is like, da bomb diggity of all servers, u gotta join cuz like, u can totally annex other players’ lands and stuff. it’s like, a total warzone up in here, but in a fun way, ya know?

i heard dis one time, there was dis player who tried to annex a whole village and like, the villagers fought back with their pitchforks and stuff, it was epic. so if u wanna be a part of all dat action, u gotta join dis server, it’s like, da wild west of minecraft servers.

plus, there’s like, secret treasure hidden all over da map, and if u find it, u get like, super powers or something. i heard dis one guy found a diamond sword that shoots lasers, like wut even? so come join us on dis server, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination. u won’t regret it, i promise.

HostageCraft: BibasBros & the RescuedSix

Bibas children, Bibas family, BibasBros, Bodies, Conflict, current events, Hamas, Hamas statement, hostage crisis, hostage release timeline, hostage situation, HostageCraft, hostages, hostages release, international news, Living, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Peace, Release, RescuedSix, saturday, THURSDAY

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9659
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9224	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Votes:	8280	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

come join our minecraft server for the wildest adventure of your life! we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers twerking for emeralds.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. but be warned, he’s a terrible dancer.

we also have a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath. just make sure to bring your own graham crackers and chocolate.

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees? it’s true, we swear!

so what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin! who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep.

⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Towns Built:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	2818

The description of the server server “Redline Griff Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Love Letters Sent:	8