SpeedyScanCraft

anger, anxiety, cashier, cleaning supplies, compassion, customer service, disability, dollar tree, groceries, Hurry, husband, Hyperventilating, Karen, mental illness, Panic, panic attack, Rude, screaming, shopping, SpeedyScanCraft, unfazed

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the angry man in the Dollar Tree, our server is full of unexpected surprises and chaotic energy.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the virtual world, where anything can happen. From slow-moving cashiers to unexpected panic attacks, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

And don’t worry about being called a “Karen” for wanting to hurry things along – we embrace all types of players, even those with a touch of anxiety. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Potions Brewed:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Void Armor Forged:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

age, aging gracefully, bucket list, Eldercraft, family time, goals, golden years, grandchildren, growing old, health, leisure time, life after work, life experiences, Relaxation, Retirement, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, Self Discovery, senior discounts, silver years, smp, travel, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	7845	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchantments Applied:	219	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magic Items Found:	6257
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Runes Activated:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Void Gems Collected:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Farms Harvested:	246
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9553
Ores Mined:	3399	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!