Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of players you’ll ever meet, from a llama-riding wizard to a cow who thinks it’s a cat. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a prank war involving exploding sheep or a dance party in the Nether.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded saddlebags. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can always participate in our weekly treasure hunts, where the prize is a lifetime supply of baked potatoes.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Zombie Dances: 6
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Potions Brewed: 175 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Dimension Hops: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

    Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

    CheaterCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

    Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2712

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • GoAheadGamerGrocery

    GoAheadGamerGrocery
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

    Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

    With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 424 Runes Activated: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Enchantments Applied: 154
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

    SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

    Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

    Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • GFsWeirdMC

    GFsWeirdMC
    Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6958 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • IsraelCompensationMCServer

    IsraelCompensationMCServer
    so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom

    KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 139153
    Emeralds Found: 3825 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RLFactions season 1 beginning soon!

    Have you ever wanted to play a heavily modded factions server?

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

    The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist to join the server? No, the server is open to all players.
    Are there any specific rules to follow on the server? Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.
    Can I use any mods on the server? Only the mods specified by the server admin are allowed to maintain a fair gameplay environment.
    How often is the server reset? The server is set to reset at the beginning of each season to keep gameplay fresh.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server

    Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swimming alone in the vast ocean of Minecraft servers? Do you long for the company of a virtual shark girl who will protect you from any creepers that come your way? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can reunite with Gura, the beloved Vtuber from the depths of the internet!

    Join our server and embark on epic adventures with Gura by your side. She’ll guide you through treacherous caves, help you build the coolest underwater base, and even serenade you with her soothing voice as you mine for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that she’s secretly a master at PvP and will wreck anyone who dares to challenge you.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of quirky players who love to pull pranks, host crazy events, and create the most bizarre builds you’ve ever seen. From giant potato statues to rollercoasters that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the fun and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – Gura may be fierce, but even she can’t protect you from everything!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 598 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Potions Brewed: 194
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””

    ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Halloween to the next level with our “Halloween Horror” Edition! Join us if you dare for a spooktacular time filled with jump scares, haunted houses, and ghostly mobs that will send shivers down your spine.

    In this server, you’ll encounter Five Nights at Freddy’s AU characters roaming around, ready to give you a fright. Will you be brave enough to face off against these animatronic horrors and survive the night?

    But that’s not all! Our Roommates A03 fanfic collection is a must-read for those looking for a good scare. Dive into the world of roommates and uncover the chilling secrets hidden within.

    Join us on this wild ride filled with thrills, chills, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what spooky adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Halloween like never before!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 28

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • NoFriendz Minecraft Server

    NoFriendz Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Mary bringing her kids to a haunted amusement park!

    Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a scared 5-year-old while dodging virtual chainsaw-wielding actors. Who needs haunted houses when you have Mary’s epic parenting fails to keep you on the edge of your seat?

    Join now for a server experience that’s more drama-filled than a toddler’s tantrum at midnight! Don’t miss out on the fun – unless you’re Mary, in which case, maybe stick to single-player mode.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Potions Brewed: 161 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • LebCraftStrike: MIA Quds Chief

    LebCraftStrike: MIA Quds Chief
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the Iranian Quds Force chief went MIA after an Israeli strike in Lebanon? Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so lit that even real-life military leaders are disappearing to join the fun!

    Join us now for the chance to uncover the mystery of the missing Quds Force chief while building your own epic Minecraft empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret military intel while mining for diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where anything can happen!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Crops Grown: 3271
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Dragons Tamed: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BoxxyMC: Where we vanilla-cise, SMP, whitelist, and maturely navigate the new world on JAVA 1.21+

    BoxxyMC: Where we vanilla-cise, SMP, whitelist, and maturely navigate the new world on JAVA 1.21+

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Vanilla Experience 99% of farms allowed, no lag machines or malicious contraptions
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization with minimal plugins
    PvP Not enabled, focused on friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Player Limit Less than 30 whitelisted players for a small and safe community

    FAQ

    Q: How do I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/rrkubZTBcUArcG2k9

    Q: Where can I join the server’s Discord server?

    A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/boxxymc-1051904368955363358. Feel free to say hi when you join!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server

    Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the battle between souls and soulless beings rages on! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between good and evil, with epic battles and crazy plot twists at every turn.

    Choose your side wisely – will you fight alongside the pure-hearted souls, or embrace your inner darkness and join the soulless army? The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

    Join us now and embark on an adventure like no other, where the line between good and evil is blurred and anything is possible. Just remember, in the end, only one side can emerge victorious. Will it be you?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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