Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of players you’ll ever meet, from a llama-riding wizard to a cow who thinks it’s a cat. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a prank war involving exploding sheep or a dance party in the Nether.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded saddlebags. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can always participate in our weekly treasure hunts, where the prize is a lifetime supply of baked potatoes.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Animals Bred: 39
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Chimeras Created: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8485
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

    QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!
    So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

    Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

    So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 113 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Magical Moments Shared: 23

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Weekend Warriors Server

    Weekend Warriors Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
    Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
    Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
    Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

    A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

    Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

    A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

    A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Potions Brewed: 141 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

    Savannah Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

    1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

    Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 371
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

    CheaterCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

    Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • GoAheadGamerGrocery

    GoAheadGamerGrocery
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

    Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

    With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

    SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

    Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

    Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Star Shards Collected: 108
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • GFsWeirdMC

    GFsWeirdMC
    Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Animals Bred: 134
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 175 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • IsraelCompensationMCServer

    IsraelCompensationMCServer
    so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 556 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom

    KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ores Mined: 6494
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RLFactions season 1 beginning soon!

    Have you ever wanted to play a heavily modded factions server?

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

    The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist to join the server? No, the server is open to all players.
    Are there any specific rules to follow on the server? Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.
    Can I use any mods on the server? Only the mods specified by the server admin are allowed to maintain a fair gameplay environment.
    How often is the server reset? The server is set to reset at the beginning of each season to keep gameplay fresh.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Dimension Hops: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server

    Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swimming alone in the vast ocean of Minecraft servers? Do you long for the company of a virtual shark girl who will protect you from any creepers that come your way? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can reunite with Gura, the beloved Vtuber from the depths of the internet!

    Join our server and embark on epic adventures with Gura by your side. She’ll guide you through treacherous caves, help you build the coolest underwater base, and even serenade you with her soothing voice as you mine for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that she’s secretly a master at PvP and will wreck anyone who dares to challenge you.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of quirky players who love to pull pranks, host crazy events, and create the most bizarre builds you’ve ever seen. From giant potato statues to rollercoasters that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the fun and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – Gura may be fierce, but even she can’t protect you from everything!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ores Mined: 5531
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””

    ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Halloween to the next level with our “Halloween Horror” Edition! Join us if you dare for a spooktacular time filled with jump scares, haunted houses, and ghostly mobs that will send shivers down your spine.

    In this server, you’ll encounter Five Nights at Freddy’s AU characters roaming around, ready to give you a fright. Will you be brave enough to face off against these animatronic horrors and survive the night?

    But that’s not all! Our Roommates A03 fanfic collection is a must-read for those looking for a good scare. Dive into the world of roommates and uncover the chilling secrets hidden within.

    Join us on this wild ride filled with thrills, chills, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what spooky adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Halloween like never before!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • NoFriendz Minecraft Server

    NoFriendz Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Mary bringing her kids to a haunted amusement park!

    Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a scared 5-year-old while dodging virtual chainsaw-wielding actors. Who needs haunted houses when you have Mary’s epic parenting fails to keep you on the edge of your seat?

    Join now for a server experience that’s more drama-filled than a toddler’s tantrum at midnight! Don’t miss out on the fun – unless you’re Mary, in which case, maybe stick to single-player mode.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 98
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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