SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MineTimeFunCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes! Yes, you heard that right. Our pigs are trained in martial arts and ready to kick some undead butt. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So why waste your free time on anything else when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	9643	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Youthful Brain Cells Server

“Youth, aging, Brain, brain stem cells, cell regeneration, cells, CRISPR, Gene, gene editing, genetic editing, genetic engineering, genetic rejuvenation, Medical research, metabolism, Mice, neurons, neuroscience, regenerative medicine, rejuvenates, scientific breakthrough, Server, stem cells, Youthful

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we use CRISPR gene editing to make your brain cells young again! We disable genes and magically make you feel like a baby again, but with the ability to build epic structures and slay zombies! Who needs metabolism when you can have super brain powers?! Join now for a wild ride of rejuvenation and neuron-spinning fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ores Mined:	1316

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

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Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyExesGoneWild

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	52297
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

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so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Oyster Reef Adventures

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Potions Brewed:	117
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Superchat Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mines Excavated:	4805
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Zombie Dances:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

BlockBuddies, cutting off toxic people, diamonds, Drama, emotional well being, Healing Process, improving life, letting go, letting toxic people go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, positive changes, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friendships, toxic influences, toxic relationships

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Animals Bred:	188
Chimeras Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Villages Defended:	6
Emeralds Found:	4131	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LynchingLadGoneBad

Aziz Salha, Conflict, death, gaza, IAF strike, Israeli Air Force, Justice, Killed, LynchingLadGoneBad, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian, photographer, preparator, Ramallah lynching, Report, RETALIATION, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as this headline! we got crazier stories than a guy getting killed in a IAF strike in Gaza! our players are like the Aziz Salha of minecraft, ready to take on any challenge and conquer any obstacle. join us for non-stop action, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing till you cry. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will go down in minecraft history!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1