SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Grapefruit? More like Minecraft server!

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Tired of boring old grapefruit ruining your day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where grapefruit doesn’t exist! Our server is a grapefruit-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore without any citrusy distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of grapefruit-hating players who will help you on your quest to rid the world of this vile fruit once and for all. So say goodbye to grapefruit and hello to adventure on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Enchantments Applied:	280
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9351	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

When is Dynamite going to start competing with Raw? it’s… Minecraft SMP: Explosive Rivalry

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Dynamite, rumored to be more powerful than any other block in the game. Will we finally uncover its secrets and use it to blow up our enemies? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Raw faction is planning a hostile takeover of our server. Will we be able to defend our land and protect our precious resources? Or will we be forced to surrender to their raw power?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	278
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic quest of all time – the Battle of the Dirty Dishes! Fight alongside your fellow players as you take on the evil forces of unwashed plates and sticky countertops. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Dishwashing Champion?

But that’s not all! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures like the legendary Laundry Basket of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner the power to make clothes magically jump into their proper place. Will you be the one to unlock its secrets?

And don’t forget about our thrilling Chicken Egg Incubator Challenge! Test your skills as you navigate through a maze of egg shells, feathers, and chicken poop in a race against time. Can you clean it all up before the timer runs out?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to clean up after yourself)!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NoBroNoShowCraft

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Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe space where you won’t have to worry about your brother showing up high and causing a scene.

We understand the importance of family support, but sometimes you just need a break from the drama. Our server is addiction-free and full of fun adventures for you and your kids to enjoy. Say goodbye to family dinners filled with uncertainty and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs family unity when you can have diamonds and dragons instead?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	202733	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SpookyMysteryMan Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and madness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with ancient relics and cursed loot. But beware, for the spirits of the long-dead miners still haunt the tunnels, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be brave enough to find it and uncover its dark secrets?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a mischievous group of pranksters who love to pull outrageous pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling your base with chickens to turning your entire house upside down, you never know what to expect when you log on!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat – if you can handle it, that is!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftQuarantineHabits

cooking at home, CraftQuarantineHabits, daily practices, exercise routine, healthy eating habits, healthy habits, journaling daily, limiting screen time, meditation practice, mindfulness practices, new routines, practicing gratitude, prioritizing mental health, quarantine habits, reading more, self care rituals, setting boundaries, staying connected., staying organized, time management strategies, virtual workouts

Are you tired of staring at the same four walls every day? Do you miss the thrill of adventure and exploration? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and maybe even a few friendly creepers.

Our server is like no other, with custom mods that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the legendary diamond hunt where players compete to find the rarest gems. Plus, our community is the friendliest around, always willing to lend a hand or a potion of invisibility when you need it most.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server. Trust us, your quarantine habits will thank you.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Fruit Fly Brain Quest

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so, like, imagine if fruit flies were actually super smart and had like, tiny little brains that held all the secrets of the universe. well, on this server, we’ve digitally mapped the WHOLE brain of a fruit fly. that’s right, every little neuron and synapse is just waiting for you to explore.

join us on this wacky adventure as we uncover the mysteries of the fruit fly brain and maybe even unlock the secrets to human brain disorders. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for brain farts or something equally ridiculous.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this mind-bending journey and see just how far down the rabbit hole of fruit fly brains you can go. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Block Nation Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky regions holding back your progress in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and watch as we eliminate two regions that are causing chaos in the game. Just like magic, 90% of your problems will disappear and you’ll be living out the founding father’s vision in no time. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so revolutionary? Join us now and be a part of this epic quest to reshape the virtual world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Best Goalkeeper In History Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the goalkeepers are so good, they can block any creeper explosion with their bare hands!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombies or building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles written in ancient Minecraftian script.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in history! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BroBroKidsNoGoZone

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Are you tired of dealing with demanding kids who have expensive taste buds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise, no one will be ordering 50 piece nuggets or their own large pizza here.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ordering is blocks to build your dream world. No tantrums allowed, unless it’s from a creeper blowing up your house – then it’s fair game.

Forget about playing favorites with blood, because on our server, everyone is treated equally…unless you try to order two shakes and two ice creams, then we might have to have a chat.

So come on over and join the fun – we promise, the only thing you’ll be screaming about is how awesome our server is!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crops Grown:	1848	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SubredditSilliness

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Have you ever stumbled upon a subreddit dedicated to people dressing up their pet rocks in tiny costumes and hosting fashion shows for them? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From battling zombie llamas to building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of melons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a truly bizarre and hilarious time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Farms Harvested:	765	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SenoritaSheinbaum’s Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can be the president of mexico, claudia sheinbaum! she is all about girl power and she will lead you to victory in the virtual world of blocks and creepers.

build your own taco stand and sell delicious virtual tacos to all the players on the server. but watch out for the evil cartel who wants to steal your secret recipe for the best tacos in the world!

team up with other players to fight off the zombie horde that is threatening to take over the server. claudia sheinbaum will lead the charge with her trusty diamond sword and her army of feminist warriors.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness of being the president of mexico in the world of minecraft. it’s time for women to rule the virtual world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TigerCraft: Bird Flu Edition

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so, like, imagine this, right? our server is so lit that even the tigers, lions, and panthers in Vietnam zoos wanna join in on the fun! but, like, they all got taken out by some bird flu, so now they’re all up in heaven playing Minecraft on our server. if you wanna hang out with some cool big cats and build some epic stuff, you gotta join us, dude. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s so wild even the animals wanna play? come join the fun, it’s gonna be a roaring good time! 🐯🦁🐆🐦🎮 #RIPbigcats #MinecraftZooParty

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DingoSavesNightParrot

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join dis epic minecraft server where dingoes save endangered birds from extinction!!! 🐦🐕‍🦺

our dingoes are on a mission to protect the night parrot, a super rare bird that’s almost gone forever. dey hunt down feral cats, the parrot’s biggest enemies, and keep dem away from our feathered friends.

if you wanna be part of dis wild adventure and help save da night parrot, join our server now! build a dingo army, protect da birdies, and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we have epic battles, crazy challenges, and lots of fun surprises waiting for you.

come on, mate! let’s show those feral cats who’s boss and save da night parrot together! 🦜🔥 #savethenightparrot #dingosquadgoals

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Weird Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic themes and lackluster communities? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for avant-garde, alternative, horror, and just plain weird Vtubers!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our VTuber list is constantly growing, with new and exciting characters to interact with every day.

But wait, there’s more! In our server, we ask the hard-hitting questions, like how you would have your Oshi for dinner. Would you grill them to perfection or maybe sauté them with a side of creepypasta? The choice is yours (just make sure it’s all in good fun, we don’t actually condone eating your favorite VTuber).

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most unique Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a dark secret lurking in the shadows. The possibilities are endless, just like the weirdness of our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	3640	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	36