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| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.
But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6359 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 4694 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!
From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8468 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
