Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Falling into the Void: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Towns Built: 10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Mythical Swords Crafted: 92
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9060 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Love Letters Sent: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4661 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Void Gems Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Farms Harvested: 635 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Magic Items Found: 4359
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9430 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Love Letters Sent: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8389 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 382
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Star Shards Collected: 279 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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