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CousinCraft – School Woes

academic opportunities, all-girls school, behavior issues, Catholic school, Communication Issues, CousinCraft, education, expressing opinions, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, feeling unheard, high school, language classes, private high school, scholarship opportunities, School, school choice, school expenses, school preferences, teenage rebellion, teenage struggles, woes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	New Chunks Explored:	333680
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463

Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	4311
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Items Found:	7861	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Emeralds Found:	5573	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3646

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	71
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mines Excavated:	3877	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Star Shards Collected:	140
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crops Grown:	8447
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Votes:	8758	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Void Armor Forged:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

Players:	96/600	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	4