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FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Farms Harvested:	351

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, MyLittleServer, OWNER, Server

The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

apply, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, java, Mods, New server, no-tp, PRETEND, proximity chat, Qol, QoL mods, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smooth gameplay, smp, Suggestions, Trust, trust-based, Votes, Whitelist, world, World Map

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

game balance, game community, game design, game design decisions, game developers, game development, game development process, game features, game fixes, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game mechanics overhaul, game patches, game redesigns, game ruining, game updates, indie games, Minecraft, player feedback, RogueCraft, roguelike, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3570	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	752	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Buildings Constructed:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	277073	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

bewildering concepts, bewildering truths, cognitive dissonance, Common Knowledge, confusion, enigmatic knowledge, ignorance, IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP, lack of understanding, misconceptions, Misinformation, mysterious beliefs, perplexing concepts, perplexing truths, perplexity, puzzling facts, puzzling ideas, societal beliefs, surprising facts, surprising misunderstandings, unexpected knowledge

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	4099
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

alarm clock woes, back to reality, blocky, coffee needed, DREAD, early mornings, Escape, long day ahead, Monday blues, Monday dread, Monday struggles, MondayCraft, need more sleep, not ready for Monday, sleepy, start of the week, stressful week ahead, tired, Ultimate, unmotivated, weekend over, wish it was Friday, workweek.

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Items Found:	4469
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	575	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Buildings Constructed:	50	Endless Night Skies:	1