SMP_LandOfDerps: Are r/buttcoin posters Minecraft SMP?

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Potions Brewed:	185

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3090
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Villages Defended:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Divine Spears Created:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Gods Slained:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Towns Built:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Zombie Dances:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Buildings Constructed:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	72

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

FrogSMP.enderman.cloud

Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	858027	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Votes:	6218
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3732
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Void Armor Forged:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1532
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

Players:	107/400	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ores Mined:	9286	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65