Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Touchdown Minecraft SMP

    Touchdown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

    But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

    Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

    Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

    Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Emeralds Found: 7152 Potions Brewed: 183
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Love Letters Sent: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TurkeyCraft2021

    TurkeyCraft2021
    🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

    👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

    📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

    🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

    💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Magic Items Found: 2468
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 207098 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SkinSwapCraft

    SkinSwapCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

    Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

    So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ores Mined: 5663
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

    ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!
    so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 87 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • 3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

    At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

    Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

    Power of Creation Server Overview

    Server Type Modded SMP
    Preferred Age 18+
    Location UK
    Main Content Mods Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the server?

    More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

    2. What is the focus of the server?

    The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

    3. What makes this server unique?

    The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Animals Bred: 13 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ores Mined: 7528 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

    Stinky Indians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

    So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9418 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Seething Minecraft SMP Player

    Seething Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

    Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Chimeras Created: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ParentalPanicCraft

    ParentalPanicCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

    So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9166 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

    and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

    so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Crops Grown: 6225 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyCreeperz420

    CraftyCreeperz420
    come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

    we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

    if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Broadband Binge Craft

    Broadband Binge Craft
    Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Animals Bred: 40
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

    CraftyFate – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

    Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

    Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

    Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

    Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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