Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • GrampsGoneWildMC

    GrampsGoneWildMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3849 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

    CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP
    Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Mines Excavated: 3978
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

    CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!
    Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4056
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

    Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

    imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

    oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Star Shards Collected: 121
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

    MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!
    Server IP mineward.net (1.20.4+)
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

    Overview:

    • ⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
    • 💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
    • 💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
    • 📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
    • 🎣 Catch leviathans!

    FAQ:

    1. How do I choose a class?

    To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

    2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

    Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

    3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

    Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

    4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

    To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

    5. How can I catch leviathans?

    To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 169 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Depression Escape Minecraft Server

    Depression Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

    Random Anon’s SMP Adventures
    Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

    Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

    So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Animals Bred: 159 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

    InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

    But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9834
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

    MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

    MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts
    lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

    our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

    if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Animals Bred: 134 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

    No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters
    Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

    Server Information

    Server Version 1.20.1
    Server Type Whitelist Only
    Content Creators Yes

    Join Us

    If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to new players? Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
    Can I join as a content creator? Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
    How quickly are applications reviewed? Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

    -Professor Tommo

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 804 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 209 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

    Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9130
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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