Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 416 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Dragons Tamed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

    come to our server!

    advantages:

    1) blank card

    2) donation does not solve

    3) tube survival and nothing extra

    4) responsive administration!

    5) stability

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Potions Brewed: 20 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

    Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Villages Defended: 15
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

    >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
    Crops Grown: 1422 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • InternetFunMinecraftSMP

    InternetFunMinecraftSMP
    Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

    But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 724219 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Villages Defended: 18 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 164 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 625 Demon Skulls Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Crops Grown: 5191 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5459
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9032 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Chimeras Created: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Putin’s Crash Course Server

    Putin’s Crash Course Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 214
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 198 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

    Homeless Sweep Fail Craft
    so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

    if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

    so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Runes Activated: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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