Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Emeralds Found: 9879
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Farms Harvested: 898
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 159 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 447 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Potions Brewed: 154
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Towns Built: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Farms Harvested: 934 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5964
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Putin’s Crash Course Server

    Putin’s Crash Course Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

    Homeless Sweep Fail Craft
    so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

    if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

    so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Crops Grown: 7672
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 86
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

    Server Type Experimental Vanilla SMP
    Updates Every new snapshot
    Features Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
    Server Technology Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
    Server IP snapshot.pandamium.eu
    Latest Version 1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
    Discord https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
    Website https://www.pandamium.com/

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How often does the server update to new snapshots? The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
    What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server? Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
    Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether? The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
    What are some of the server features available? TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
    How can I reach out for help or support? You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Lonely Date Minecraft Server

    Lonely Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

    Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

    Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Runes Activated: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

    Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United
    Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

    In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

    Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

    But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

    And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

    BirthdayBash Minecraft Server
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

    🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

    🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

    💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

    🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

    🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • DeckedOutSnitchCraft

    DeckedOutSnitchCraft
    Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

    Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

    Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Zombie Dances: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

    ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health
    lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4547 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 204 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

    Crafty Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga lovers!

    Join our server and witness the evolution of art in anime and manga right before your very eyes. From stick figures to masterpieces, you’ll see it all on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pixel artists who have mastered the art of creating mind-blowing anime-inspired builds. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and become a pixel art master yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine building a house next to Goku or going on a quest with Naruto!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest art evolution adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 352
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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