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KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	5837
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyKids, children, depression, DepressionFree, device usage, digital devices, digital health, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Mental Wellness, mobile devices, research, screen addiction, screen time, Server, smartphone addiction, smartphone use, stress, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	381	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	262	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Dimension Hops:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

TrumpRussiaSMP

alliances, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, influence, international affairs, investigation, loyalty, nato, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, TrumpRussiaSMP, US president, World Order

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

CraftyCompanySecrets

behind the scenes, business operations, classified knowledge, company secrets, confidential details, confidential information, corporate secrets, CraftyCompanySecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden truths, industry secrets, insider knowledge, insider perspective, internal workings, privileged information, professional insights, proprietary data, sensitive information, trade secrets, undisclosed information., workplace insights

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hidden gem in the Minecraft universe! Join us and discover the company secrets that will blow your mind!

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

OdesaPowerOutageCraft

aggression, challenge, civilian infrastructure, Conflict, denial, Destruction, Diplomacy, goldfish, international relations, Lavrov, lie, Odesa, OdesaPowerOutageCraft, Political debate, power outage, Propaganda, rubio, russia, Russia attacks, sanctions, truth vs lies

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5376	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!

NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft

attention spans, Digital Detox, digital wellness, Focus, habits, Happiness, HappyCraft, mental health, Mental well-being, mobile internet, NoPhoneZone, productivity, research, screen time, self-care, smartphone addiction, smartphones, study, Technology, technology use, well-being

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Star Shards Collected:	293
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so like, if u join dis minecraft server, u gonna be so happy u won’t even need ur phone anymore. like, u gonna be so focused on building ur epic castle or exploring da crazy world, u won’t even miss scrolling through ur social media. plus, u gonna be so chill and relaxed, u gonna forget all ur worries and just have a blast playing with ur new online friends. so come join us and experience da ultimate mental well-being and happiness in dis wacky minecraft server!

Lost Hackers Society 1.21.2

1.21.2, black hat hackers, cyber attacks, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, data security, digital theft, ethical hacking, hacker culture, hackers, HACKING, hacking history, hacking techniques, hacking tools, iCloud hackers, Information Security, internet security, Lost, online privacy, online security measures, social media hackers, society, white hat hackers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Yo, bro, forget about social media hackers, come join our Minecraft server where the only hacking you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds! We’ve got a community of crazy players who will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a blocky world. Plus, our security measures are so tight, not even the most skilled hacker could break in – unless they can break into a virtual world, then we’re screwed. But hey, who needs social media drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with? Join us now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

anxiety, Chronic illness, cousin troubles, CousinCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family Support, financial obligations, financial struggles, financial support, generational differences, gtfo, helping family, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, moving out, Nah, rent issues, roommate conflicts, roommate problems, struggling financially

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	588589

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters and outrageous situations.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?

Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

UkraineCraft: Blame it on the Creeper

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, creeper, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical analysis, historical context, international relations, media narrative, military actions, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tension, Propaganda, russia, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, Western powers

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!

BlindDroneOps Minecraft Server

accident, BlindDroneOps, blinded, Detonating, drone operators, drone pilots, emergency, eye protection, fpv goggles, Incident, investigation, Military, Minecraft, News, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, vision loss

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Void Gems Collected:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where eight Russian drone operators got blinded by detonating FPV goggles? I know, right? It’s like, the most lit server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding goggles while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Join now before the goggles strike again!

ZelenskyyCraft: Blame Game Edition

Blame, blame-shifting, conflict escalation, conflict initiation, diplomatic tensions, Edition, foreign policy, Game, global tensions, government disputes, incompetent leader, international relations, leadership criticism, leadership incompetence, political blame game, political controversy, presidential criticism, trump, ukraine war, war accusations, war rhetoric, world news, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Animals Bred:	150	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

join this cray cray minecraft server where we blame zelenskyy for starting wars and trump is the president of the blocky world. we have epic battles where players can build walls and make alliances just like in real life. come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and become the ultimate ruler of the server! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the madness begin!

Bixomi server minecraft

Bixomi, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Farms Harvested:	119
Alien Abductions:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Potions Brewed:	176	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

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Stream Skipper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Content Creation, digital content, Digital Media, Entertainment, live broadcast, Live streaming, online content, Realm, Skippers, skipping, skipping celebrations, skipping events, skipping holidays, skipping traditions, skipping Valentine’s Day, social media, Stream, streaming, streaming platform, Valentine’s Day content, Valentine’s Day, video streaming

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mines Excavated:	3800
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

OMG, forget Valentine’s Day, join this Minecraft server instead! Why waste time with love when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your friends? Plus, who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear in-game? It’s like Valentine’s Day every day on this server, but without all the sappy stuff. So ditch the romance and come play with us!

PTSDCraft: No Overreaction!

Boundaries, brothers girlfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional wellbeing, family conflict, family dynamics, mental health, mental health stigma, nose broken, overreaction, parental support, ptsd, PTSDCraft, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Therapy, Trauma, triggers

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	3254	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2901
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from family drama? Look no further, because on our server, there are no broken noses or pesky girlfriends causing fights.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can banish any unwanted siblings or girlfriends to the farthest corners of the map. Our server is a safe space for all players, especially those struggling with PTSD from real-life conflicts.

So come on in and let your creativity run wild! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not noses.

Players:	104/500	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12