| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7937 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?
So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 220645 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?
And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4994 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 7986 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.
oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 5299 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 528574 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
– Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog
– Website: https://hdw.dog
– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is cheating allowed on the server? | No, cheating or hacking is not allowed. |
| Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? | PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. |
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, there is no land claim feature on this server. |
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?
Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 240 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.
So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3511 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.
so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
