| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6187 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.
oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 4626 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
– Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog
– Website: https://hdw.dog
– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is cheating allowed on the server? | No, cheating or hacking is not allowed. |
| Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? | PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. |
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, there is no land claim feature on this server. |
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?
Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 3514 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.
So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 270 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.
so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 10 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 283 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…
We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.
And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.
So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
