SlimeSMP

SlimeSMP

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Love Letters Sent: 20
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 67

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!

    GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!
    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Their name is literally GaymerX – you can’t make this shit up! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ChadCraft: Where Every Player is a Chad… or Not? 🤔

    ChadCraft: Where Every Player is a Chad… or Not? 🤔
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a chad is the only way to survive!

    Join us if you want to flex your building skills and show off your mad PvP abilities. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the heat!

    We have a secret underground diamond disco where players can dance the night away and mine for rare gems at the same time. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden enchanted llama that will grant you three wishes if you can find it!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft chad. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 46 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Crops Grown: 3896
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Pixelated Anime Adventures

    Pixelated Anime Adventures

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been dubbed as “the Japanese Simpsons” but honestly, we’re more like a wild mashup of Archie comics and Looney Tunes! 🤪

    Join us for epic adventures that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Our pixelated world is filled with zany characters and ridiculous scenarios that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig dressed as a ninja while battling a creeper in a top hat and building a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

    So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cartoonish adventure that you’ll never forget. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty Puck Adventures: Where Hockey Rules and Blocks Drool

    Crafty Puck Adventures: Where Hockey Rules and Blocks Drool
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and PIZZA! Yes, you heard that right, we have flying pizza in our world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of LLAMAS who control the fate of the entire universe. Join forces with them and unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a DISCO party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even impress the legendary CREEPER DJ!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, GO PITTSBURGH PENGUINS because we are the best, both in Minecraft and on the ice!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 283 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • FertileCraft: Where Your Minecraft World Grows and Grows!

    FertileCraft: Where Your Minecraft World Grows and Grows!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with LOLs and EPIC adventures!

    Join us and witness the craziest fertility rates in the Minecraft world – we’re talking villagers popping out babies left and right! You’ll be amazed at how we keep the population booming and the fun never stops.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can dominate the competition and reign supreme.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC madness for yourself. Who needs whites when you’ve got a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Game Over, Crafty Creepers

    Game Over, Crafty Creepers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your dream partner before you hit level 25! All the good women are waiting for you here, ready to build a blocky paradise together.

    Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!

    Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyWitches Minecraft Server: Where Evil Women Rule!

    CraftyWitches Minecraft Server: Where Evil Women Rule!
    Come join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the craziest adventures with evil women! Our server is run by a group of wicked witches who will stop at nothing to conquer the Minecraft world.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a cackling witch who will guide you through our spooky spawn area. From there, you can embark on quests to collect magical artifacts and battle fearsome creatures like zombie cheerleaders and skeleton princesses.

    But beware, the evil women of our server are always up to mischief! They may turn you into a toad or challenge you to a witch duel. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this twisted world.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the realm of the evil women!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty McLaughs: Agree or Die!

    Crafty McLaughs: Agree or Die!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking cow who offered them a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a superhero with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Dancing Creeper Disco, where creepers bust out their best dance moves to the latest hits. And don’t even get me started on the Ice Cream Mountain where you can build your own ice cream castle and ride on a rainbow unicorn!

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises and laughter, come join us on our EPIC Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty LOLz: From Noob to Pro

    Crafty LOLz: From Noob to Pro
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay experience? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your Minecraft needs.

    Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall out of your chair.

    But that’s not all! We also have treasure hunts that lead to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that will test your skills to the limit.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Dragon Scales Harvested: 123
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DraftKings presents: Unicorn Warlords MC Server

    DraftKings presents: Unicorn Warlords MC Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you ready to join the epic battle between the Adventcorns and Chumcorns? Rumor has it that Gura herself is streaming over our collab today, causing a rift between the two factions. The stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

    Join us now and witness the madness unfold as players fight for dominance in our world. Will you choose to align yourself with the powerful Adventcorns or the daring Chumcorns? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift in an instant!

    Don’t miss out on the action, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyCombos: Where Minecraft meets Mortal Kombat!

    CraftyCombos: Where Minecraft meets Mortal Kombat!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game has an incredibly deep combos system that will blow your mind! But here’s the catch – it doesn’t matter at all because there’s a singular optimal combo for every situation. Why do the devs do this? Who knows, but it sure makes for some hilarious gameplay!

    Join our server for a chance to discover the ultimate combo that will have you dominating all your opponents. We promise you’ll be laughing your way to victory as you unleash the most ridiculous and overpowered moves ever seen in Minecraft history.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of epic combos and absurd gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Enchantments Applied: 138
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Towns Built: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Gen Alpha’s Epic Fail Server

    Gen Alpha’s Epic Fail Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Forget about Gen Alpha and their overstimulated, violent tendencies. Join our server and unleash your imagination like never before!

    Picture this: a world where kindergartners rule with their Roblox skills and YouTube knowledge. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. No more tantrums, just pure creativity and fun!

    Our server is so epic, schools are bringing in the police to deal with the chaos. But here, chaos is just another word for adventure. Hide and seek? We’ve got it. Pretend play? You bet. Singing in music? Absolutely!

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you’ll be the hero of your own story. No more psychopaths who can’t read, just a community of gamers ready to take on any challenge. Are you ready to join the madness?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness

    Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. But let us tell you why you should join us:

    – Do you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, you can do that and more! We have unlimited resources, so go wild with your creations.

    – Have you ever wanted to ride a creeper like a majestic steed through the pixelated plains? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just watch out for the explosions.

    – Are you tired of boring old quests and missions? Well, on our server, you can embark on epic adventures like battling a giant Ender Dragon while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ChubbyCraft: Where Women Wear Fat Like a Fashion Statement

    ChubbyCraft: Where Women Wear Fat Like a Fashion Statement
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of women becoming fat to protect themselves like a suit of armor! Join us and witness the epic battles where players clad in layers of cake and pie face off against enemies wielding swords made of broccoli.

    Our server is the only place where you can ride on a giant cupcake into battle, while shooting flaming hot cheetos at your foes. Build your own fortress made entirely of candy canes and marshmallows, and watch as it attracts unicorns and dragons to defend your land.

    So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the amount of chocolate you can eat)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Crops Grown: 2879
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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