SlimeSMP

SlimeSMP

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 235486
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

    MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.

    Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.

    So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Emeralds Found: 9061
    Magic Items Found: 4975 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Zombie Dances: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server

    Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server
    Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where even Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

    Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore gamers will be left in awe. Build your own extravagant castles, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our vast world.

    But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, diamond hunts, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home from the moment you log in.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women, so come ready to respect all players and have a blast!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Blocky Shells: The Sequel

    Blocky Shells: The Sequel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels! If you’re tired of boring old servers and want to dive into a world of visual novel madness, then this is the place for you.

    Forget about E-celeb drama, here we only talk about the most important things in life – like which waifu is best girl and which route will make you cry the most tears. And don’t even think about posting untranslated visual novels, that’s a one-way ticket to the ban hammer.

    Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered! Just follow our handy tips like being in Japanese locale and reading the Readme (who actually does that though?). And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL – it’s like magic, but for tech support.

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our trusty VNDB guide. Want to download some sweet, sweet visual novels? Check out our 4chan-vn-links for all your downloading needs.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as passionate about visual novels as we are? Where else can you bond over tragic plot twists and debate endlessly about best girls? Only on our server, where the adventure never ends and the memes flow like water.

    Join us now and become part of the visual novel revolution! Previous thread? Who cares about that, the real fun is happening right here, right now. Let’s dive into the world of visual novels together and create memories that will last a lifetime.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel

    Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of being a femcel in real life? Well, fear not because on this server, you will be the most sought-after player in all of Minecraft!

    Join us and experience the GLORY of being a femcel turned Minecraft queen! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and watch as everyone bows down to your greatness.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you will find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that will obey your every command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a UNICORN stable where you can ride off into the sunset in style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the FABULOUS life of a femcel in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

    Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

    So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

    OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

    ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

    Are you tired of being based and comfy in your boring country?

    Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will bust a move with you as you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive enchanted taco stand where all your hunger needs will be satisfied.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like never before. Who needs a boring country when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

    VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

    Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! What if I told you that your general was not just a general, but a whole nation devoted to your oshi and their will? Join us as the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis. And guess what? This version comes with a special monster hunting edition! How cool is that?

    But wait, there’s more! Previously, we had some epic battles and heartwarming friendships formed. Check out the interactive map to see where all the action took place. And for all you newbies out there, don’t worry! We have an introductory document just for you to get started on this wild adventure.

    And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! We have an archive full of VITI goodness for you to explore, as well as a biome map to help you navigate this crazy world. Plus, we have other projects in the works that will blow your mind!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make sure to NOT DIE, put more nations in, and develop existing ones to make this server even more epic!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Combat Crew

    Crafty Combat Crew
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only updates you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make the game even more INSANE! Say goodbye to constantly changing strategies and combos, because on our server, we keep it OLD SCHOOL!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving without the stress of constant updates ruining your groove. Our server is perfect for adults with jobs and responsibilities who just want to kick back, relax, and play some good ol’ Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some EPIC creations together! Who needs constant updates when you can have a stable, RELIABLE Minecraft experience like never before?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Animals Bred: 174
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Crops Grown: 8860 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

    PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

    Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

    Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 395
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

    ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

    Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

    Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

    So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Divine Spears Created: 29

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!

    OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have cleverly and deftly delivered more nuanced and subtle psychological themes than any psychological thriller could ever dream of presenting to their audiences. Join us for a wild ride of manipulation, sexual degeneration, taboo fetishization, and vicarious channeling of the object of your desire. It’s all there, just waiting for you to explore and experience.

    Our server is so successful because it’s filled with players like Kirino, who is so messed up in the head that she becomes the ideal “I can fix her” target for lonely players who think they know better. Are you ready to dive into a world where anything is possible and where even the most twisted minds can find a home?

    Join us now and become part of a community that will challenge your beliefs and push you to your limits. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for your cousin along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1598 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs

    CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs
    Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your lonely player problems!

    Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server and say goodbye to boring solo adventures. Here, you’ll find a community of players who are just as obsessed with building epic structures and slaying creepers as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! On Our Awesome Minecraft Server, we offer exclusive perks like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Villages Defended: 18 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyCaucasus: Where Azerbaijanis and Minecrafters Unite!

    CraftyCaucasus: Where Azerbaijanis and Minecrafters Unite!
    Join our Minecraft server if you’re a fan of Azerbaijan! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, if you build a house shaped like a teapot, a magical genie will appear and grant you three wishes! And not just any wishes, but wishes that involve unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds. Plus, our server is home to the rarest pixelated flamingos that drop enchanted feathers when you defeat them. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wonders of Azerbaijan in Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 33
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Ores Mined: 3427 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty Kobo’s LOLz Server

    Crafty Kobo’s LOLz Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure with Kobo Kanaeru, the local slutty bratty little Rain Shaman? Join us and let Kobo be your sun to shine your day, ehe~ ;D

    But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find karaoke nights like you’ve never seen before. Sing your heart out with Kobo and the gang as you belt out your favorite tunes in the virtual world.

    And don’t forget about our original songs and covers that will have you dancing in your seat. Kobo Kanaeru is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a whole experience that you won’t want to miss.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the Kobokerz fan club. Who knows, you might even become a meme with our legendary Kobobrok moments. Trust us, this server is like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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