| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 279 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 816 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
slidemc.gbnodes.host
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5668 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7890 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 4400 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 745 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 145 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Potions Brewed: | 142 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.
Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1531 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6170 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 372 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 3496 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3182 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1377 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 802 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 152 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8924 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 17 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?
But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?
Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7050 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8086 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4959 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Votes: | 6638 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 170106 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1806 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
bixomi.aternos.me:52610
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9358 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5460 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1600 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can banish any unwanted siblings or girlfriends to the farthest corners of the map. Our server is a safe space for all players, especially those struggling with PTSD from real-life conflicts.
So come on in and let your creativity run wild! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not noses.
