SkinPointingCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Votes:	4480	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Animals Bred:	72	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mines Excavated:	3678	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5047
Dragon Eggs Found:	8910	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Farms Harvested:	541
Players Killed by Monsters:	3870	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Divine Spears Created:	27

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Love Letters Sent:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9547
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3841	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Potions Brewed:	190	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Emeralds Found:	7465
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	798052	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9780	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

Players:	100/900	Votes:	8926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchantments Applied:	57	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1