Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly gain the skill of flying like a majestic chicken! Imagine soaring through the skies, clucking at your enemies and dropping eggs on their heads. No more walking around like a mere mortal, now you can rule the skies with your poultry powers!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?

So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Crops Grown:	7051
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Farms Harvested:	888

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2543	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	67

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AnnoyingAF

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Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Buildings Constructed:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	1530
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1161	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	3571
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Divine Spears Created:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

1.21, banned, bedrock, Chaos, Discord, disgraceful, encouraged, End.., Gametype, invite, java, Language, Minecraft, netherite, OPENS, play session, Players, Realm, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, smp, Start, Tomorrow, Week, world

Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?
No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?
The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?
The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?
Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?
Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

BELIEVABLE, Character development, collaborative storytelling, Crafty, creative writing, cuck, Cuck Thread, fantasies, fantasy world, Good Quality, humor, Imaginative, immersive experiences, larps, memes, Minecraft, Original Characters, Post OC, Roleplay Adventures, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, Server, Stories, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Animals Bred:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Farms Harvested:	143
Holy Grails Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1149

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!