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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2941 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4721 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6787 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 153 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Our server is like a big, dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll adopt you, put you through “college” (aka teach you how to survive in Minecraft), and be your rock when things get tough. Plus, we have epic funerals that you definitely don’t want to miss!
But beware, if you don’t attend our in-game funerals, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “respawn.” Just ask our friend’s sister who got kicked out of the server for missing one funeral. It’s a big deal, folks.
And don’t even get us started on our annual family reunion in July. It’s a blast, but only if you’re on good terms with the rest of the family. Otherwise, you might not even get an invite! Drama, drama, drama.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more excitement than a soap opera, join us now! Just make sure to RSVP to all the virtual funerals, or you might find yourself on the virtual streets.
