Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Divine Spears Created: 10
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyAnxietyManiPulator

    CraftyAnxietyManiPulator
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trey’s fake anxiety attacks? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like Trey’s antics in school.

    We promise a unique experience where you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when Trey suddenly starts hyperventilating in class for attention. Will you be the one to give him sympathy, or will you call him out for his shenanigans?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like when Trey’s anxiety attacks mysteriously disappear when he’s not seeking attention. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everything – just like the time Trey’s dramatic outburst at dinner left everyone speechless.

    So come on over and join our server for a drama-filled adventure that’s crazier than Trey’s fake anxiety! You won’t regret it… or will you? 😉

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BookwormSMP – Lifechanging

    BookwormSMP – Lifechanging
    Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where instead of reading books, you can live out your wildest literary fantasies!

    Imagine diving into the pages of your favorite book and battling monsters alongside your favorite characters. Want to join Harry Potter in a game of Quidditch? Done. How about fighting dragons with Bilbo Baggins? Easy peasy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a secret library filled with enchanted books that can give you special powers and abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan or have super strength like Hercules? Just grab a book and watch the magic happen.

    So come join us and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind literary Minecraft SMP. Who needs real books when you can live them instead?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Zombie Dances: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Gr8fulPixel

    Gr8fulPixel
    Are you grateful for the tiniest block in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret world where everything is shrunken down to the size of a baby chicken! Imagine battling giant spiders that are now the size of ants, or building a tiny house that fits in the palm of your hand! Join us for the ultimate tiny adventure and see just how small you can be grateful for!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Dimension Hops: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • 🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server

    🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server

    The server has 3 unique modes:

    ⭐POLITICAL is a unique mode in which you can found YOUR city and recruit people there!

    ✅ City upgrades are very diverse. The city’s buildings are divided into 6 branches: Civil, Economic, Military, Technological, State and Production. Each branch has a wide variety of buildings (they need to be built and improved using resources and game coins), which will give your city and your residents different bonuses and advantages.

    ✅In addition to upgrading buildings, the city needs to upgrade Centuries of Development in order to gain access to new crafts and technologies. So, for example, in the last “Atomic” century, residents of your city will have access to crafting firearms!

    ✅Also, each city needs to choose its own religion and form of government. They are all different and give different bonuses. Be careful – some religions and forms of government cannot be changed!

    I would like to note that there is quite a lot of PVP content on the server:

    ⚔In automatic mode, tournaments are held every day for city residents. There are 2 types:

    PVP tournaments (There are 3 types: daily, weekly and mystical). To participate, the Mayor of your city must submit an application for participation at the start of the tournament in the chat, after which city residents will be able to sign up for it). What is this tournament? Residents of eight cities will fight against each other in the same arena. Each resident will have two lives; if you die, you will immediately appear in the same arena and will be able to continue fighting until you run out of lives. City residents who kill everyone else will receive various rewards.

    SPLEEF tournaments – well, everything is simple here, city residents will play a game that is familiar to everyone. And again, the city residents who are the last to remain will receive various rewards.

    ⚔There is a PVP location “Outpost”, in which various chests with resources constantly spawn at a certain time, BOSSES spawn (for killing them you get their hearts. Whoever collects the most hearts in a month will receive good bonuses).

    ⚔There are duels – by writing the command /pvp, you will queue up for a duel. When someone else writes this command, you will be teleported to a random place in the world. IMPORTANT, you will not be able to write this command if you are not wearing diamond or netherite armor.

    ⚔And of course, city wars and raids on them.

    ❤️ Friends – believe me, this is only a SMALL part of everything that is in this mode. Come in to view all the delights of our server!

    ⭐GTA RolePlay – This is a game in real life. Here you can get sick if you walk in the rain without an umbrella, break your leg if you fall from a great height, or get poisoned if you eat something expired. You will need to earn a living, buy a phone, an apartment, a car, clothes, get an education and then join one of 6 factions: Army, Police, City Hall, Media, Hospital, Mafia. In each faction, you will need to complete various tasks to improve your position and increase your salary. Everything is built on the interaction of players through RolePlay (if you don’t know what this is, don’t worry, faction leaders and their assistants will definitely teach you!). Also, all stores on the server are businesses that you can buy and receive income from sales!

    Be careful – PvP is enabled throughout the city (available from level 3), but this does not mean that you can just kill civilians!

    Everyone often asks: where to start playing?

    – It’s very simple, start with quests! After completing them, you will get acquainted with the server, learn the things you need and be able to comfortably continue playing on the server!

    ✨Vanilla survival is a unique mode where you can earn DONAT currency yourself – DINAR!

    For dinars you can buy various items, improvements, protection from pvp, cosmetics, runes, change the color of your nickname, buy DONAT cases and even pay extra for your DONAT.

    Well, briefly about the most important thing:

    ✅ No griefing, your building will not be broken

    ✅ No creativity – no donation trash

    ✅ Duels 1vs1 and clan wars 2vs2,3vs3,4vs4,8vs8 and 10vs10

    ✅ Magic runes that give bonuses to characteristics

    ✅ Battle pass with unique tasks and rewards!

    ✅ System of punishments for leaving PvP; whoever leaves the game dies!

    ✅ A large number of works

    ✅ Unique warp system for players!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server

    Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more memes than a Reddit thread, and more chaos than a herd of Endermen in a stronghold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8682
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

    Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

    We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Towns Built: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • HolyCraftGoneRogue

    HolyCraftGoneRogue
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

    So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Potions Brewed: 71 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

    FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 147

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Help Me Minecraft Server

    Help Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

    Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

    So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 295 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

    The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ores Mined: 2050
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • RageCraft: Instant Trigger

    RageCraft: Instant Trigger
    Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

    so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Villages Defended: 15 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

    CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

    Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Country Minecraft SMP Happen

    Country Minecraft SMP Happen
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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