Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Alien Abductions: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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