Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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