Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated: 4307 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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