Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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