Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dimension Hops: 10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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