Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Dragons Tamed: 4 Magic Items Found: 2767
Rainbows Spotted: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 179 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Zombie Dances: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Magic Items Found: 4682

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 108 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Zombie Dances: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 309
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Potions Brewed: 27
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 30

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3573 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Villages Defended: 18

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Dimension Hops: 15
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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