Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Magic Items Found: 4070 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Welcome to Veil SMP!

    Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21.1, Java Edition Only
    Server IP veilsmp.us.to
    Discord https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

    What Makes Us Stand Out?

    • 📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
    • 🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • ⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
    • 👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
    • 🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
    • 💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
    • 🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
    • 🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

    Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition? Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
    Are there any age restrictions to join? We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
    Is there a whitelist for the server? No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
    How can I get involved in the community events? Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Age 28 Minecraft Server

    Age 28 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Crops Grown: 5190
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 745028 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

    DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

    Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

    So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

    UndieCraft: Sibling Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FavFactzMC SMP

    FavFactzMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyCreeperCringe

    CraftyCreeperCringe
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Falling into the Void: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 721030
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

    CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters
    So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Java Jolt Kids Craft

    Java Jolt Kids Craft
    so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Runes Activated: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PeyyMC

    PeyyMC

    A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

    We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

    ✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

    ✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

    ✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

    ✅ Competitions for server tops.

    ✅ Battle and Season Pass.

    ✅ Exclusive plugins.

    ✅ High-quality assembly.

    ✅ Mystical chests.

    ✅ Frequent events.

    ✅ Unique enchantment books.

    ✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

    ✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

    ✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

    ✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    GreenCraft SMP Overview

    Features
    🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
    🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
    🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
    ⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
    🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
    😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
    🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

    Join GreenCraft SMP today

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player? Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
    How often are events hosted on the server? Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
    Are there restrictions on land claims within nations? You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
    Can I join the minigames with my friends? Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
    How can I provide feedback to the community? You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

    Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

    So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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