SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crops Grown:	1945
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OopsCraft

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Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4483	Dragon Eggs Found:	3204

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	82
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HezDroneBlasters

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so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ignite Survival

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{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pristine Network

2024.., bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Duels, Events, Friend, Gamemodes, Ip:, LifeSteal, mctiers, Minecraft, netherite pot, Parkour, PORT, Pristine Network, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Server, Spleef, Store, Survival, Vanilla

Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phasing Connectivity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Ender Dragon Tamer!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.

Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!

But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.

But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.

So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	654	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Gods Slained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	4038
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineGirrlRealityCheck

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Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8081	Love Letters Sent:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.