Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge like the time I accidentally only connected a single 8 pin CPU connector on a motherboard and somehow it still worked! Who needs proper cable management when you have luck on your side? Plus, you never know what other crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – like building a roller coaster that launches you into the sky or accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your friend’s base. So come join us and see what kind of chaos you can create!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Mines Excavated: 4975

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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