Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

IP: simplyvanilla.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

Map size: 10 TB+

What escaping spawn looks like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
What is the map size? 10 TB+
Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itselfโ€”it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Close Call Craft

    Close Call Craft
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor โ€“ you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishesโ€”itโ€™s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

    BorderGuardz Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

    imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

    plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relicโ€”best decision ever.

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  • ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

    ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 183 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifactsโ€”talk about a paradox!

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  • GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

    GroomedCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

    Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memoryโ€”itโ€™s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • >Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

    >Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Towns Built: 9 New Chunks Explored: 938193

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny flyโ€”itโ€™s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • StepmomTearsCraft

    StepmomTearsCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

    Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

    But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

    So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks itโ€™s a puppyโ€”it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

    FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

    Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

    We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

    So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Emeralds Found: 3694
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrivedโ€”go figure!

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  • AfterlifeCraft

    AfterlifeCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Minerโ€™s Tools Found: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

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  • Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

    Doughnut Hole Tornadoes
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

    Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server

    New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

    Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?

    And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’

    ”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’
    Welcome to Faithsteeland Gundpowder, the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragonโ€”it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MomOwesMeDadPaysUp

    MomOwesMeDadPaysUp
    ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽฎ Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family borrowing money and never giving it back? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no financial obligations from your mom or dad! ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ฐ

    ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€ Immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your mom “borrowing” your diamonds and never returning them. Don’t let her ruin your virtual escapades – join our server and leave the real-life drama behind! ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’Ž

    ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ’ฅ Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful loot? Only one way to find out – join us now! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’Ž

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽข #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101

    SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a sad little only child? Join our SMP and learn valuable life lessons that only siblings can teach you!

    Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with your annoying sibling stealing your diamonds and trolling you at every turn. It’s a chaotic, hilarious adventure that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from frustration) at the same time.

    Join our SMP today and experience the true meaning of sibling rivalry in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about sharing, teamwork, and how to prank your sibling in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyRichPlayz

    CraftyRichPlayz
    Are you tired of watching rich people do dumb hobbies like collecting rare stamps or buying expensive cars? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate playground for the eccentric and wealthy! Join us and indulge in ridiculous activities like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, hosting lavish parties with virtual champagne fountains, and even hiring virtual servants to do your mining for you. Who needs real-life hobbies when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and show those rich folks how it’s really done!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships

    ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships
    So, like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with aliens and government cover-ups! Join our server and uncover the truth behind the conspiracy theories while building epic bases with your new alien friends.

    But be warned, if you and your Minecraft bae don’t both believe in the lizard people controlling the world, your relationship satisfaction will decrease faster than a creeper explosion. So grab your tin foil hat and join us for some out-of-this-world adventures!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says โ€œmagic beans.โ€

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