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Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6798	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8034

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	955
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Votes:	7983
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Star Shards Collected:	292
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	6458	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Star Shards Collected:	144
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	199
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ores Mined:	5892
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	9357
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2018	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

Players:	98/300	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	197256	Love Letters Sent:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8