SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Farms Harvested:	621	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	4125	Players Killed by Monsters:	1010
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6391

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	28
Secret Passages Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

Bussy, Escape, Minecraft, Run Bussy Get out of there Escape Flee Danger Urgency Panic Chase Run for your life Survival Fear Adrenaline Sprint Run fast Run away Evade Run for safety Quick escape High alert Run like the wind, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	811624
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

access to food, child development, childhood hunger, children, community support, education, food insecurity, free meals, FreeLunch4Kids, government funding, meal programs, Minecraft, nutrition, POVERTY, public health, school budget, school lunch program, school meals, school nutrition, school policy, smp, social welfare, student well-being

Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Second Season Snubbed

CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, cult classic, deserving, deserving of renewal, disappointed fans, fan favorite, long overdue, missed opportunity, Overlooked, Potential, Renewal, Season, Second season, series, Show, snubbed, television, TV, Underrated, unfinished business, unjustly ended

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

blocky, controversial love, family, family intimacy, family love, family members, family relationships, Family secrets, family taboo, feet experience, forbidden desires, forbidden love, Forbidden relationships, Fun, Incest, Intimate relationships, Minecraft, secret desires, Server, sexual adventures, taboo, taboo fantasies, taboo relationships, Wincest

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3866	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Beach, Blender models, Bum, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hug that gator, Low Poly models, Mods, previous threads, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, wani, Wednesday, Wifin’ in the beach edition

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1610	Astral Projections Made:	1
Animals Bred:	102	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

behavior issues, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, children, Communication, consequences, discipline, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, house rules, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, Respect, respect for property, Role Model, Server, setting boundaries, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NoChinNoWinCraft

bride, Budget, Client, double chin, editing, Editing skills, Experience, face, groom, hobby, Honesty, Insecurities, Insecurity, Marriage, NoChinNoWinCraft, photography, photos, PROFESSIONAL, self-taught, Wedding, zit

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	141904
Herobrine Sightings:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VetHospitalMassacre

9-year-old boy, animal cruelty, Animals, Brazil, children, compassion, crime, Disturbing, Empathy, investigation, Justice, mental health, News, punishment, Shocking.., society, Tragedy, veterinary hospital, VetHospitalMassacre, violence, viral

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.