so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 16 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

    The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • RageCraft: Instant Trigger

    RageCraft: Instant Trigger
    Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Magic Items Found: 7980 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

    so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

    CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Enchantments Applied: 230

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

    Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Country Minecraft SMP Happen

    Country Minecraft SMP Happen
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Crops Grown: 7903 Magic Items Found: 6316
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

    DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

    Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

    Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2276 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • NoApologiesMC

    NoApologiesMC
    Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

    We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

    Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PixelPeenPalace

    PixelPeenPalace
    Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Towns Built: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

    ParanoidPutin’sMCServer
    come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

    MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

    like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

    come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Enchantments Applied: 137
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive

    Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip around – like which hololive girls are still virgins! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous rumors, epic builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance (wink wink). So why wait? Join now and get in on the action before someone spills the tea!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling

    HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling
    Have you ever been humbled by a chicken in Minecraft? Well, on our SMP, we have a legendary chicken named Cluck Norris who will challenge you to a duel and leave you questioning your entire existence. Join us for a chance to face off against the most fearsome fowl in all of Minecraft and see if you have what it takes to come out victorious! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure on our wild and wacky server!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BlockyLoveLessons

    BlockyLoveLessons
    Are you tired of getting your heart broken in relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn the most valuable lesson of all: that diamonds are forever!

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.

    Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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