so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 274 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • WeddingBlock25

    WeddingBlock25
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further than our server, where we treat you like royalty! Just like this parent who paid for all their older kids’ weddings without blinking an eye, we’ll shower you with riches and rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.

    And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HackLifeMinecraftSMP

    HackLifeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • WishCraft: Make it Happen!

    WishCraft: Make it Happen!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

    But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

    So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Towns Built: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlockyJerusalemMC Server

    BlockyJerusalemMC Server
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 447
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

    AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

    QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost
    join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

    come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

    we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

    discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

    so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3450
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 769676 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

    Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

    Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Magic Items Found: 6669
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Towns Built: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • > Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

    > Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Villages Defended: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

    MomCalmDown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 369 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BlockPartySizeSecrets

    BlockPartySizeSecrets
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

    Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

    So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

    Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP
    The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BlockyGrinCraft

    BlockyGrinCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • LimoCraft Minecraft Server

    LimoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Magic Items Found: 3362
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 533804
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Buildings Constructed: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyClimateCrisis

    CraftyClimateCrisis
    lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Potions Brewed: 191 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

    Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun
    join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8838 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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