so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

    NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Farms Harvested: 506
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

    BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3539 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!

    DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.

    Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

    ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

    Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

    So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Mines Excavated: 3782 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

    LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!
    Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

    So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

    Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

    we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

    build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

    but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • StPeteSmackdown: Ultimate Minecraft Mayhem

    StPeteSmackdown: Ultimate Minecraft Mayhem
    join our epic minecraft server and become part of the most intense battle between Poland and Russia! Former Chief of Staff of Poland’s Armed Forces General Rajmund Andrzejczak is leading the charge, ready to strike directly at St. Petersburg if Russian forces dare to cross the border into Lithuania.

    Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown as allies target all of Russia’s strategic assets within a 300km radius in the first minutes of battle. Will you fight for Poland’s honor or join the Russian forces in a desperate attempt to defend St. Petersburg? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, epic battles, and maybe even a few brain cells lost along the way. Let’s get crafting, comrades!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Enchantments Applied: 136
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The Murderer’s Minecraft Server

    The Murderer’s Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to set foot in it. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who once killed TWO people in-game. That’s right, TWO! And we’re not talking about just any players, we’re talking about seasoned Minecraft veterans who thought they could outsmart him. But nope, he showed them who’s boss with his epic PvP skills. So if you want to test your mettle against a real Minecraft assassin, join our server today! Just be sure to watch your back… and your front… and your sides. Actually, just watch everything. You never know when he might strike next!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Potions Brewed: 78 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Minecraft SMP – CReaTiVe PlaYinG GeNius

    Minecraft SMP – CReaTiVe PlaYinG GeNius
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take RPGs to a whole new level! We’re talking about games like Baldur’s Gate, Dragon Age, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines. But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Clockwork Revolution” where you can literally turn back time and “Banquet for Fools” where you can feast with the craziest characters.

    Join us for epic quests, insane storylines, and a community of gamers who are just as obsessed with RPGs as you are. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SalesPersonSass

    SalesPersonSass
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life awkward encounters? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to avoid those pesky people trying to talk to you while you’re just trying to shop for veggies and dip. No more dealing with strangers trying to make small talk – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special in-game seal pet to give those awkward encounters the side-eye they deserve. Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • GhostlyInteractions – Minecraft SMP

    GhostlyInteractions – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being ghosted in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, ghosting is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! That’s right, we have a whole ghost town where players can disappear without a trace, leaving everyone scratching their heads and wondering where they went. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with more spooky vibes.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of ghosting your friends and foes alike. Who needs to communicate when you can just vanish into thin air? Plus, we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of players past like to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. It’s a ghostly good time for all!

    So if you’re looking for a server where ghosting is not only accepted, but celebrated, then look no further. Join us and embrace the ghostly side of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ShortyCraft

    ShortyCraft
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop laughs and crazy adventures!

    Join us if you want to witness the legendary tale of Shorty McShortshort, the shortest man in all of Minecraftia. Legend has it that he once defeated a giant Creeper by tickling its toes with a feather! And if you join our server, you might just have the chance to meet Shorty and learn his secret tickling technique.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Will you be the next Chicken Jousting champion and win the coveted Golden Egg trophy?

    So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see just how short is too short in a man!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Magic Items Found: 2196

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SovereignCraft Minecraft Server

    SovereignCraft Minecraft Server
    so, liek, u kno how u always wanna play minecraft but u dont kno where to go? well, come join our server cuz we got da craziest shiz ever!

    we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and dance to dubstep.

    oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with ur homies and sip on some virtual lemonade?

    plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows shoot out of his butt.

    so come join us and reclaim ur sovereignty from the evil forces of boredom! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 New Chunks Explored: 295375
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Towns Built: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MirageCraft2025

    MirageCraft2025
    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. we got so many mirage 2000 jets flying around, you’ll think you’re in a war zone. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, ya know?

    imagine flying through the skies on a jet, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft.

    plus, we got this crazy story where France is like, “here, Ukraine, take these jets as a gift.” and Ukraine is all like, “thanks, bro, now we can dominate the skies in Minecraft.”

    so, if you wanna experience the thrill of flying fighter jets in a blocky world, come join us on this server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • The Dominion: Where dragons steal your loot and creepers steal your heart! Now with even more custom items!

    The Dominion: Where dragons steal your loot and creepers steal your heart! Now with even more custom items!

    Welcome to The Dominion

    IP: play.thedominion.us

    Alternate IP: thedominion.us

    🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)! 🏰

    Features Description
    ⚔️ DUNGEONS Conquer hand-crafted challenges, unveiling your dungeoneering prowess for exclusive loot and glory!
    🌍 WORLDS Dive into a hybrid realm – an SMP haven for builders or a bespoke RPG world of dungeons and dangers!
    🛠️ CUSTOMIZATION Elevate your gameplay with unique items, bosses, and a leveling system tailored for immersive experiences.
    👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN Crafted by a passionate, small team; we welcome all to aid in improving our server.
    🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION Your feedback shapes the server as we unveil fresh content.

    ⚔️ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

    Links

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    Map

    Rules

    • Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
    • Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
    • Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
    • Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules.
    • Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
    • New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
    • Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
    • Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
    • If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
    • Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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