Crafty LOLz: Where the jokes craft themselves

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where memes are not just a way of life, they are the ULTIMATE TRUTH of our existence! Join us and experience the ENLIGHTENMENT of realizing that memes are the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave adventurer stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a dancing meme lord who bestowed upon them the power of infinite LOLZ. From that day on, they roamed the lands spreading joy and laughter wherever they went, all thanks to the MAGICAL memes of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANK meme vault, where only the most daring players can enter and claim the rarest and most valuable memes in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to unlock the secrets of the vault and become a meme master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and of course, MEMES! Trust us, your Minecraft experience will never be the same again.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LazyCraft: Where self-improvement is so last season

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where self-improvement is so last season! Why bother working on yourself when you can join us and receive compliments from dudes for your strength and physique? Our server is filled with buff avatars who will cheer you on as you mine, build, and battle your way to glory. Say goodbye to self-improvement and hello to compliments from dudes on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyMangaFantasy

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate fantasy land for all you blocky adventurers out there!

Join us on an epic quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a parrot on your shoulder. Trust us, it’s totally possible (we think)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock like it’s butter. Just be careful not to accidentally mine yourself into the void!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take a trip to the Nether where you can challenge the Ghast King to a game of musical minecarts. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t find a better fantasy manga than this!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafting Confessions: Birth Control Edition

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ores Mined:	8237	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ChinAmericaCraft: Where East meets West in blocky bliss!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more powerful than our Redstone contraptions is our Chinese superpower! Join us and witness the rise of China as we dominate the virtual world and beyond.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the best fortune cookies in all of Minecraft. Each one comes with a special message that will guide you on your journey to greatness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Great Wall of Minecraft, a massive structure that will protect you from any griefers or trolls who dare to challenge our might.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the power of the Chinese cock and join us on our quest for world domination. Just remember, when you play on our server, you’re not just playing with blocks – you’re playing with destiny.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Voidy McVoidface: The Singing Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the chairs are so comfy, they make Kel’s chair look like a rock! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges. Rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So why wait? Join now and experience the LEGENDARY comfort of our chairs while conquering the Minecraft world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide #5183

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unlimited fun and craziness.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. It’s a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Grand Assault: Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor that will test your skills like never before. And don’t even get me started on the Joint Firing Drill (Defense) – it’s a battle of epic proportions that will leave you breathless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the secret of the flying pigs!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Butt Blasts

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a farting competition! That’s right, unleash your inner gas and see who can produce the most potent stench in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inspired by the nostalgia of Miley Cyrus’ song “Wrecking Ball”. Get ready to swing through the virtual world like a wrecking ball, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go.

And if that’s not enough, we even have a special feature where you have to keep a virtual window open to let out all the smelly farts. It’s like a breath of fresh air, except not really.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that farting and wrecking balls could be so much fun in Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CamwhoreCraft: High on Minecraft Memories

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun is as high as our players! 🌿💨

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so lit, we’re currently watching old videos of a camwhore from back in the day and stroking…our pickaxes, of course! 😂

But wait, there’s more! Shall we post some webms of her for your viewing pleasure? Just kidding, we’re all about building epic structures and battling mobs here.

So why join our server? Because YOLO, that’s why! Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and hilarious as us?

Come on, hop on and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory! 🤣🔥

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Québécoises ÉditionAncien >>196216780 is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride through time as we take you back to the ancient days of Minecraft, where everything was pixelated and glorious. Build your own pyramids, colosseums, and even Stonehenge with your friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to win their favor and become the richest player in all the land?

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a time machine that allows you to travel to different dimensions and meet creatures you never thought possible. Ride a unicorn through the skies or battle a dragon in the depths of the nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join Québécoises ÉditionAncien >>196216780 today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Unicorn Bros’ Epic Fail Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Unicorn Bros is here to save the day! Join us on this magical server where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of diamond swords.

Why should you join Unicorn Bros? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking unicorn who offered to show them the secret treasure hidden in the enchanted forest. And guess what? The treasure turned out to be a chest full of glitter bombs that exploded in a shower of sparkles!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a disco party cave where players can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn rodeo where players can ride majestic unicorns through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join Unicorn Bros today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have unicorns and glitter bombs?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LlamaLand: Where Pseudoregalia Meets Pixelated Pandemonium

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sybil, the Christian warrior, reigns supreme! Join us for a truly divine experience filled with holy adventures and blessed battles.

Witness Sybil wielding her giant cross weapon, complete with a cross symbol in the middle. She’s not just a warrior, she’s a holy force to be reckoned with!

And if you’re looking for a server that’s as wholesome as Sybil herself, look no further! Our community is filled with virtuous players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So come join us on this divinely inspired Minecraft server and experience the miraculous fun for yourself! Who knew being a Christian warrior could be so entertaining?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Bob’s Blocky Babel Race

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bring Genesis 11 to life in the most outrageous way possible! Imagine a world where different races of players are scattered around, each with their own unique abilities and skills.

Join us and experience: – Build yourself a city with a tower that reaches to the heavens, just like in the Bible, but with a modern twist! – Speak the same language as your fellow players to achieve the impossible together, until God comes down and confuses your language just for fun! – Use brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar, because why not? Who needs traditional building materials anyway?

But wait, there’s more! – Explore a world where anything is possible, where you can create your own name and make a name for yourself among the scattered races of players. – Witness the Lord come down to see your creations and maybe even join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe he’ll even help you build that tower to the heavens.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the Claw Machine Edition! Ever wanted to win a plushie of your favorite Minecraft mob? Well, now’s your chance! Just 474250903 previous plushies have been won, so you better hurry before they’re all gone!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers waiting for you at every turn. Proceed at your own Frisk, because things are about to get wild. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we’ve got links to the old game, the old game’s demo, the new game, and all the progress updates you could ever dream of.

And don’t even get us started on the merch. From Undertale artbooks to Deltarune collectibles, we’ve got it all. Plus, we’ve got extra content, text dumps, image collections, and even a newly resurrected Booru (please help tag, it’s a mess).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just win that plushie you’ve been dreaming of!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TinderCraft: Swipe Right for Fembots!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of being lonely and desperate in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make BFFs in no time!

Forget about Tinder and all its drama. On our server, you won’t find any rapists lurking around. Just friendly players looking to have a good time and build some amazing creations together.

Who needs casual sex when you can have a serious relationship with your Minecraft buddy? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever! And remember, any misogynistic pig responses will be swiftly banned.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and start building friendships that will last a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

ShrekCraft: Where Shrek rules as the Germanic King of the Minecraft world! LOL

Updated October 1, 2024

LazyCraft: Where self-improvement is so last season

Updated October 1, 2024

Voidy McVoidface: The Singing Server

Updated October 1, 2024

CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide #5183

Updated October 1, 2024

Blocky Butt Blasts

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

CamwhoreCraft: High on Minecraft Memories

Updated October 1, 2024

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

Updated October 1, 2024

Unicorn Bros’ Epic Fail Server

Updated October 1, 2024

LlamaLand: Where Pseudoregalia Meets Pixelated Pandemonium

Updated October 1, 2024

Bob’s Blocky Babel Race

Updated October 1, 2024

CraftyTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe!

Updated October 1, 2024

TinderCraft: Swipe Right for Fembots!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42