Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 New Chunks Explored: 170913

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

    QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Star Shards Collected: 242
    Chimeras Created: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 100 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Enchantments Applied: 172
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Potions Brewed: 167
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8892 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Alien Abductions: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Towns Built: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Runes Activated: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 346

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magic Items Found: 2786
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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