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Players: 105/700 Votes: 474
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Star Shards Collected: 270 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 New Chunks Explored: 684609
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

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  • SnowyNakedTorture

    SnowyNakedTorture
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 9436
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Mines Excavated: 2993
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

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  • Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

    Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 9157
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

    The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

    You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

    So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

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  • Whispering Creeper Hideout

    Whispering Creeper Hideout
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 6969
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Animals Bred: 54
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4365 Endless Legions Commanded: 31

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    Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

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  • CraftyAssholeLand

    CraftyAssholeLand
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 8731
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Gods Slained: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Magic Items Found: 1347

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

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  • EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

    EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 5068
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5611 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

    also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

    oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

    so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

    BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 764
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

    We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

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  • Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

    Perceive the Vast 1.21.4
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 4925
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Alien Abductions: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

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  • DormRoomDefense

    DormRoomDefense
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 5107
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 234 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

    Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

    With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!

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  • Monkeypox Madness Server

    Monkeypox Madness Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 4191
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

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    come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!

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  • Altheria

    Altheria
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 7825
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Magic Items Found: 8128 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Falling into the Void: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

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    Welcome to Altheria!
    We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Altheria and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding.

    What we offer:

    • A server at the beginning of history
    • Lands for territory building and diplomacy
    • Brewery for potion brewing
    • The freedom of worldbuilding
    • Documented history on our Wiki
    • Dynmap for easy navigation
    • Join our Discord community

    FAQ:

    1. Is there a specific plot or story to follow on the server?

    No, the server is open-world and allows players to create their own stories and history.

    2. Can I build my own kingdom and rule over it?

    Yes, you can build your kingdom, claim lands, and establish your rule as a king.

    3. Are there rules or restrictions on building?

    There are guidelines to follow for building within the server to maintain a consistent historical theme.

    4. How can I join the server?

    Simply connect to our server using the IP address provided on our website.

    5. Is there a specific time period or theme for the server?

    The server is set in the early historical periods, allowing players to shape the world’s history as they see fit.

    6. Are there any in-game events or activities?

    There may be occasional events organized by the staff team, such as wars, tournaments, or building competitions.

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  • Exploration Quest 1.21.3

    Exploration Quest 1.21.3
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 1486
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 485358 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Zombie Dances: 6

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    Yo, forget about those boring porn sites, come join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got virtual blocky babes that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you’ve never experienced true arousal until you’ve seen a pixelated creeper twerk.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got custom mods that will make your wildest fantasies come true. Want to ride a llama into battle while shooting flaming arrows from a diamond bow? We got you covered.

    And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. It’s like a virtual Thunderdome, but with more explosions and less Tina Turner.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring porn sites behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your own pixelated protection, things can get a little wild around here.

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  • NoKidsNoProbs Minecraft Server

    NoKidsNoProbs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 2794
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

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    So, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of our Minecraft server, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village filled with adorable baby villagers. But wait, there’s a twist – these villagers are all cursed with a condition that prevents them from ever growing up! Join our server and help these poor little villagers live their best tiny lives.

    But be warned, there’s drama brewing in this village. Some villagers are adamant about adopting, while others are dead set on having biological children. Will you be the peacemaker in this tiny town, or will you stir up even more chaos? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

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  • WeddingDressWars: Vintage Edition

    WeddingDressWars: Vintage Edition
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 5083
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Animals Bred: 192
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15

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    Are you tired of dealing with unsolicited opinions from your sister? Do you want to get back at her for all the times she trashed your wedding dress? Then join our Minecraft server and show her who’s boss!

    On our server, you can recreate your wedding dress in all its glory and make sure your sister never gets her hands on it. Build a fortress around it, set up traps, do whatever it takes to protect your precious dress from her clutches.

    But that’s not all! You can also create a virtual bridal shower where you wear your dress proudly and watch as your sister’s jaw drops in envy. Show her that you don’t need her approval to feel fabulous.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the wedding dress drama unfold in the most epic and hilarious way possible. It’s time to show your sister who the real queen of fashion is!

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  • PixelPolution: EmphysemaExpress

    PixelPolution: EmphysemaExpress
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 4526
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

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    so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz we got macrophages expressin’ high levels of Spp1, y’know? like, we linkin’ environmental particle pollution exposure to emphysema development, which is like, super important for COPD, yo. SPP1 be all up in dem lungs of patients, way more than dem healthy peeps. join dis server for some crazy science shenanigans and maybe even cure some virtual diseases while you at it. ain’t no other server like dis, fo’ realz.

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