ShortyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2296
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RoboCraft: The ‘/vn/’ Minecraft Server – Where AI Meets LOLs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only visual novels we discuss are the ones that have been translated into English because we don’t have time for that untranslated nonsense. If you’re having trouble with your VN, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese, because that always fixes everything. 2. Actually read the Readme for once in your life. 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan VN help guide, it’s a real lifesaver. 4. If all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best. 5. And of course, when in doubt, just Google it like the rest of us plebs.

But wait, there’s more! Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our handy dandy vndb.org/g link. And if you’re looking for download links, we’ve got those too. Just remember to use spoiler tags when discussing plot spoilers, because we take our visual novels very seriously around here.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who are so dedicated to English-translated Japanese visual novels that they’ve created a whole community around it? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where all the characters from your favorite VNs come to life and fight to the death in an epic battle royale. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the visual novel madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Nostalgia-Free Zone: Where Creepers are the Only Thing Sneaking Up on You

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Are you tired of living a boring life with no nostalgia to look back on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing pigs wearing top hats. They invite you to join their secret society and before you know it, you’re embroiled in a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing chaos and confusion. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated menace?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start creating memories that you’ll never forget (even if you never had any nostalgia to begin with)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Block Super Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between Bejita and Pan as they duke it out in the ultimate showdown. Will Bejita finally redeem himself or will Pan continue to reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a diamond sword fight between Steve and Herobrine!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1293	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Mom’s Blocky Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find more hidden surprises than in your mom’s secret toy stash! Trust us, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest or a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs. So come join us and get ready for an adventure that’s more unexpected than finding your mom’s toys in the bathroom!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…

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Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	8901
Buildings Constructed:	11	Crops Grown:	6507
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ores Mined:	4542
Runes Activated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been endorsed by a group of mystical wizards who swear that playing on our server will give you magical powers in real life.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Creeper Cologne Catastrophe

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty gamers who haven’t seen the light of day in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who not only shower regularly but also smell like a field of daisies on a warm spring day.

Join us for the chance to trade virtual soap bars and compete in our annual fragrance competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy shaped like a giant bar of lavender soap. Our community is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a luxurious spa.

So come on, join us and experience the sweet scent of success on our server. Who knew that smelling nice could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats. That’s right, you’ll be fending off hoards of stylish llamas while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he’s known to drop some explosive beats.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, sorry for the late dump, new chapter is out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3531
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling journey of a miner like never before! Just like the player’s dad who worked hard in the mines of communist Romania, you too can mine your way to success in our server.

Embark on an adventure filled with intense mining challenges, secret police raids, and even overthrowing communist regimes in a bloody revolution! Work alongside Italian and Egyptian construction workers, but watch out for lazy coworkers who may try to slack off.

Become a master builder, engineer, and miner all in one as you navigate through the ups and downs of life in our server. And remember, just like the player’s dad, always stand up for what’s right and never back down from a challenge. Join us now and unleash your inner miner!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blockheads Gone Wild

Blockheads, Wild

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then come join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of rainbow-colored creepers riding on flying pigs. But don’t worry, our friendly staff members are there to help you fend them off with diamond-plated water guns.

Once you’ve survived the initial onslaught, you can explore our custom-built world filled with giant floating donuts, talking animals, and secret dungeons where the loot is so epic, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and our infamous “TNT Party” where everyone blows up everything in sight for fun.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in making Minecraft as ridiculous and hilarious as possible. Join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Animals Bred:	36	Holy Grails Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5