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BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2035	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	767547
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	35179	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7912	Love Letters Sent:	7
Farms Harvested:	235	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	6
New Chunks Explored:	978478	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	784311	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	4198
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Star Shards Collected:	226	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Emeralds Found:	564	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mines Excavated:	1657	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8366	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Farms Harvested:	343
Towns Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Votes:	5422
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	144
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runes Activated:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	2289
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Shutdown Update Craze

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Enchantments Applied:	224
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t! well guess what, we have the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! u gotta join us cuz we got unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon! yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild world of minecraft! oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night? yea, it’s lit! so come on over and let’s get this party started!

Players:	98/900	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4